Dogs & Doghouses

This post contains adult Baptist commentary. If you are a parent that monitors your child's use of the internet - good for you and you may want to pass on this. If you are a parent that doesn't monitor your child's use of the internet then you're lazy and derelict in your duty AND chances are your child has already seen far, far, worse than this.

So anyway - All in favor of keeping news about sexual preferences private please raise your hand. I hope you raised your hand. To get right to the point, I'm sick of Sodomites and the incessant message and carping about being 'that way' and how it's ok to be 'that way'.

If Baptists could get the message out the way the Sodomites do, a lot more people would hear the gospel. Think about it.

Just recently:

...the White House had to rearrange things because 'gay' couples wanted in on the Easter egg hunt.

...there is an annual 'Day of Silence' (we should be so fortunate) in many public schools. This is the day when the recently recruited school age stay quiet. Why just one day? Why not a 'Month of Silence'? Now that would be nice.

...several states are considering making 'Sexual Orientation' a part of their early learning (pre-middle school) curriculums. That's NEA code for, "We're going to tell your children Sodomy is ok." Most large city public schools offer students access to places for Sodomite counseling/recruitment.

...scan any of the large city newspapers and you'll see something about them. They like to protest and march and show their outrage - they're awfully outraged to be such a gay group.

If my kids are in the car with me I don't turn on the radio because I know something will come up that has to do with sodomy. They don't use that word of course. The talk is of homosexual and gay. There are any number of phrases, innuendos, and half unspoken jargon words to cover the same territory. They're talking about sodomy and I don’t think my kids should have to have that discussion yet.

And television, don't even get me started on television. I don't even have cable. Every show has to have a Sodomite character (except Bible movies - those show Sodom without Sodomites). Aren't they always funny and affecting? Oh, and lately there's the commercials, "'Don't miss the exciting three episodes of Will & Grace." Thank heaven it's the final three. I can't wait for the reunion show in a few years. Do you think they'll visit one of the characters who is on his death bed because of AIDS because he decided to visit the bath house one dozen times too many? Wouldn't that be zany? How loud will the laugh track be for that one?

And what was that Oscar winning movie out not too long ago, Sodomy Mountain?

Canada (think about that, Canada of all places) as well as several European countries have outlawed certain Bible passages because it is considered hate speech against the ever sensitive Sodomite.

It's just so important to the Sodomites that everyone knows the choice they've made about what to do with their sexual organs. I understand already and quite frankly, it's not that impressive.

Romans 1:26 – 27 - For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: and likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet.

What a trend we have in Jesus

shirts and signage that we wear.

What a wonder that we carry

Jesus baubles in our hair.


Rubber bands adorn our wrist bones

bumper stickers make them stare.

Dollars spent in all our efforts

just to show them we must care.


See the modern Christian artists?

Hear their music in the air.

Making millions from the CDs

as we covet all that's fair.


In the fancy Bible book store

ecumenical ignore.

Spend your money with abandon

just make sure you still want more.